What do I have to do to get a little love in Pensacola? Some local yokel with a newspaper column (a newspaper I put in my stores, no less!) dissed my grand vision for this town. Obviously, Mark O'Brien hates Pensacola. So, for the good of the people, I replaced that stupid rag on my news stand with a couple romance novels.. Just looking out for the folks.

What would you expect a good newspaper guy to do? Fire the idiot that dissed me and got his newspaper removed... right? Nope. Randy Hammer won't do that, and instead chose to continue spewing anti-Pensacola hatred.

So email the Hammer (RandyHammer@PensacolaNewsJournal.com), and tell him to FIRE MARK O'BRIEN FOR HATING PENSACOLA!

UPDATE: Errr... uhhh... nevermind.