Hello folks. I thought I'd update you on a recent transaction I am working on in the great polygamist state of Utah. I'm seeking to establish an "industrial bank" there so I can cut the cost of all the third-party credit/check transaction costs I've been incurring!

Following in the footsteps of Rulon Jeffs, who married 19 women, fathered more than 60 children and became president and prophet of the largest polygamist church in North America, I own more retail stores accross the country than any other retailer! I'm the pimpin polygamist of retail! In order to thank the folks in Utah, should their bank accept my proposal, I'm going to return the favor with lower prices! Lower prices means' more wives and children that geniuses like Rulon Rouge oops, sorry, Rulon Jeffs can afford to feed and lock in his basement! Yes Rulon, you were right, God must be a man!

Oh, life just keeps getting better, Thank God for Hooter's, I'm going to celebrate....