Japan, Japan... I don't understand!
July 21, 2005

No respect at all. What does a lovable monster like me have to do to get some respect on the island? We already voted off Masao. I'm losing money hand over fist, what more do you people want from me!? You've always liked Godzilla more than me. Fools.

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Too bad, fool... They _always_ do things differently in Japan - don't you know that already?! They don't just hand off respect to _gaijin_ [foreigners] like you. You have to EARN it... and if your global track record is any indication, well... I just hope the _manzai_ comedy duo "Downtown" get you roped (literately) into one of their _batsu-gemu_ specials on NTV. [I ain't telling you what _batsu_ means... you'll just have to learn it first hand, sweetie... he he he...]

Posted by: Philip David Morgan at July 21, 2005 7:20 AM

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