Yes, we love women. If you remember,Wal-mart was featured in the movie "Where the Heart Is" with those hot chicks Ashley Judd and Natalie Portman! Natalie was knocked up in that movie but was able to find shelter in her friendly Wal-Mart center. That's right girls, if you are ever in need, come camp out at your nearest Wal-Mart, but don't expect to obtain the Morning After Pill. Don't fear, we are friendly enough to refer you to the nearest pharmacy that does carry this medicine that has been proven to be 100% safe . Need a ride to the pharmacy? Our skateboards are on sale as well!

Don't get me wrong, we support women's liberation including their right to wear "low low" shirts and daisy dukes (Dukes of Hazard on DVD is coming soon!)and we encourage men to celebrate their virility with them but come on ladies, we all know that a woman's place is in the good ol kitchen, barefoot and pregnant as one of our employees was cited as confirming. By the way, we have our aprons on sale at the low low price of $2.97 this week! So come on ladies, don't let accusations by militant feminists such as the National Organization for Women influence you into thinking we discriminate against women based on pay, promotion, and compensation, wage abuse, exclusion of contraceptive coverage in insurance plans, violations of child labor laws. the Americans with Disabilities Act, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation!! As they say in Texas "Fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me--you can't get fooled again". Trust me ladies, I'm the King of Fool! and until next time, I'll be on the low down, waiting for you in the dressing room.