The High's and Low's
July 21, 2005

Hi Low, Hi Low
It's off to work I go,
Low prices make me smile,
Please don't take me to trial,
Hi Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low
It's off to work I go,
How do I sell so low?
I'm a global exploiter, yeah so?
Hi Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low,
Disney does it too you know,
As our prices go low,
out the door our ethics go,
Hi Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low, Hi Low,
I'm a conservative too you know,
Conservative prices and political views,
Plan B is bad news
High Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low, Hi Low
It's off to work I go,
I love to play tricks
And I get rich quicks,
Hi Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low, Hi Low,
How low will I actually go?
Just watch my documentary
And you can learn all about me
Hi Low, Hi Low Hi Low Hi Low


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