Ralph Lauren, Oscar De La Renta, Tommy Hillfiger, Donna Karan... Walmart!
With my vast wealth accumulating by the day, I decided it was time to spend some of it and show my pretty little face to a new class of people: Vogue's readers.
This September I will go into the record books with the likes of every influential haute couture designer in recent history. I will have an eight-page layout in the September issue of Vogue! For those of you that don't know, the September issue is the most important of the year, it's a chance for the most "elite fashion houses" to display their fall lines! And now I will be right along with them!
Now all those trendy New Yorkers and Parisians will see the benefit of my beauty and will join the masses in my stores! The ad I put together is just as beautiful and classy as I am, how could it fail??
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