New stickers with my beautiful face
October 12, 2005

I'm not satisfied with destroying communities the old fashion way. Oh no, no. That's just getting boring. Now I want to deface them too! Finally, you can put my likeness on every available surface in your town! Muhahaha! So go buy some and get started already!

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Add a new town to be destroyed--FAIRHOPE, AL.. Wal-Mart will be building a new store---IN MY BACK YARD--LITERALLY. The value of my home will drop, rainwater run-off, from their hardscape, will flood the neighborhood, pollute the streams and creeks and eventually end up in Fish River and Week's Bay. Way to go Wal-Mart.

Posted by: louis mcgrath at December 7, 2005 10:06 AM

Peace people

We love you

Posted by: HelloWorld at May 2, 2007 8:49 AM

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